Your common Redneck is at all times judged for being a Redneck. But have you ever ever questioned what these guys are actually able to? No? The try these loopy innovations these folks have made.
1. Wow. That’s Genius. Look At The Beauty Of It. This Is Like Bending Mother Nature’s Will To Your Wishes.
That Redneck will need to have been hungry as hell to make such ingenious innovations! Just sit again and let the river do your job for you. And each half is assured to be equally roasted.
2. We All Know How Much The Redneck Love Their Monster Trucks. It’s Gotta Be In The Wedding Cake Too.
You gotta commend the baker for his/her arduous work on this. It seems to be just like the innovations of a mad scientist.
three. This Is The Ideal Car For A Redneck To Go To Prom In.
I imply have a look at it. This is like probably the most hardcore Redneck vehicle innovations ever!
four. The Big Wheel Monster Trucks Are For Pansies. A Real Redneck Commutes In A Makeshift Tank.
Technically it’s a truck with tank crawlers however you get the purpose.
5. Looks Like NASA Is Developing Redneck Spacecraft In Secret.
Capable of going to the moon inside hours. But it’s a killer for our ozone layer.
6. Ladies And Gentlemen, This Is The Ultimate Hilbily Watermobile.
Enjoy your trip.
7. You Might Think It’s A Broom But The People Of The Deep South Think Otherwise.
eight. Godamnit Now That’s What I Call Genius Inventions! This Is Awesome!
Mowing the garden all of a sudden turned extra enjoyable and more healthy.
9. This Thing Looks Legit. I’m Not Sure How Hygienic It Is.
Oh look I’m gonna be shitting down VLC Media Player’s mouth! How neat!
10. They Even Hooked It Up On The Stove.
10 factors for the sheer genius of it.
11. Three Words: What The Fuck?
Is that fir your not but potty educated child? Suddenly my childhood seems to be so uninteresting.
12. You Know This Was Absolutely Necessary Right?
How else will the folks of the world get convicted that Rednecks love their arms so much?
13. Yep. That’s Duct Tape. All Of It.
These Redneck Ilinventions are getting out of hand. Where do these guys draw the road?
14. Just Imagine Going To School And Whipping This Shit Out In Front Of The Classroom.
PETA simply threw a hiss match.
Just get a tractor dude! Why all this effort?
16. An All Terrain Wheelchair? Now That’s What I’m Talking About!
Why aren’t we funding this?
17. These Cans Look Good. *Wink*
I’ve seen folks use these.
18. Now That’s A Neat Invention!
Why don’t now we have extra of this?